Owning Tau

I play Necrons in 40k, and my most colmmonly played enemy is the Tau. As such I have devised a cunning plan for owning them. Anyway, here it is
Phase 1 army planning: make sure to take as many units with infiltrate and deep strike as possible. Necrons are especially proficeint with this strat ( cough deepstrike monilith and infiltrate flayed ones cough)

Phase 2 You must deepstrike and infiltrate into position to hit high priority targets such as Fire Warriors and the Ethreal. Don't even try to kill the Kroot untill all the Fire Warriors are dead. They make up the core of any Tau army. Once they are dead kill the rest fo the Kroot. If you succeed, the opponent will have his fire bases and safeguards taken out from under his feet. You should then try to encircle the vehcicles and wear them down with loads of fire.

Phase 3 Continusly fire on the enemy and wear them down while your main close combat units move closer and eventually engage the enemy units.

Phase 4 Do not gloat about your victory. Instead, tell them how good this blog is and tell them to check it out sometime.

Space Marines

It just occuered to me that, if you are going to play WarHammer 40k( or 40k for short) do NOT use Space Marines. about 50 percent off all players decide to play them, and thbey are extremely nooby! If your gonna play, you might as well play a GOOD race like Imperial Guard or Eldar. I play Necrons, and everytime I play against my freinds, anyone watching says "Im gonna go pick up some Necrons" nad I always say" WE dont need another Necron player!". So, in short


Dont play Space Marines!!!!
these guy suck!! imo!!

Note: I am not saying that the race as a whole sucks, but about 80 percent of the players who play them suck. I am fortunate enough to know one of the GOOD players and he is quite lethal( but I still owned him hardcore).

WarHammer 4000

While some of you may be familiar with Dawn of War, that game is based of another game: WarHammer 40k.
This game is not a video game, but a tabletop strategy gme. Basicly, you make a force out of small figures ( think plastic army men, but more expensive) and command them against another player. This game is real fun, and I suggest you buy the starter set battle for Macragge at www.gamesworkshop.com and start owning immediately!